If you have trouble
sleeping... for reasons such as fear of gunfire or nuclear fall out... then
the Quantum Sleeper is for
you. The hottest thing since the craftmatic adjustable bed, the QS offers
protection from biochemical attacks, tornadoes, floods, kidnappers and more.
It is also available with a DVD screen, microwave or refridgerator. Not recommended
for those with claustraphobia.
It looks too much like a casket! How would you be able to watch a DVD with the screen a foot from your face... wouldn't you go cross-eyed?!
ReplyDeleteI know someone who would love this bed.
Whoa, how paranoid would you have to be to get one of these things? And i wonder if anyone actually owns one.
ReplyDelete"ok Johnny, time for bed in your QS. You wouldn't want a kidnapper to come and grap you in the middle of the night like they did to that lindberg baby."