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Conversation in the car as we pass a poor soul pulled over by a state trooper.
J - "Wow, look at all those lights on the police car."
A - "Yeah, it looks like they won a prize."
J - "They should do that... they should pull over people that drive really well and give them prizes."
A - "Mmmm... that would be nice, but when you heard the siren would still get that sicky sinking feeling in your stomach wondering what you did wrong."
J - "So they could have a different siren. Instead of REEEEER EEEERRRRR it could be boop doo doo boop boop... boop boop dooo boop (circus music)"
A - "Bwah-hah-hah-hah!!!"