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Step Two: Insert Foot

While in Toronto we wandered into a L'Occitane to look at the soaps and whatnot. I happened upon an pile of oddly shaped glycerine soap (see illustration). Was it a shrimp? An alien? Not sure what it was supposed to be, I proceeded to call out to the others... "What IS this?!" and then held it in the air pretending it was making little squeaking sounds... "meep meep meep!".

The Soap Girl siddled on up to me and said "Actually, that was designed by a blind person. It's a teddy bear. All sales proceeds go to the foundation for the blind."

*silence*

"Charming! I'll take a dozen!"