She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny panda/rhino
Today Tina and I decided to risk our metal well being and try on swimsuits. I was feeling optimistic. Foolish me. Standing one foot away from a mirror under florescent lights is never a good idea.
When we emerged from our respective three by three torture chambers, I commented that the bottoms I picked didn't look too bad but the tops had a less than desirable effect. Tina noted that her results were the opposite. We agreed that if we could combine her top half with my bottom half we'd have a winner.
It reminded me of Garanimals. Remember those? Didja know they still make them? You put the monkey shirt with the monkey pants and tahdah! you had a matching outfit. Only I need the elephant swimsuit top and the monkey swimsuit bottom.
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