Evil Colonel
Last year I was addicted to KFC's Honey BBQ Wings. Now what do they go and do? They make Boneless Honey BBQ Wings. As though I didn't eat enough of the other kind, now I don't even have to chew.
It's like they are saying, "Oh, is that nasty bone getting in the way? Here, you can pop these right in your mouth, eat twice as many and get chubby twice as quick!" Curses!
(I am being paid in chicken by the bucket to write this... Bah hah hah!!! Just kidding.)
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