Stinkin' Ants
The war is on. I have an ant problem in my house. It started with one or two siteings. Now an empty soda can left on the counter will be covered with the little pests within an hour.
These little ants are such jerks. They find something sweet then they run and tell all their rotten little friends. Tina said she finds lots of lady bugs in her house. I would welcome lady bugs. I would make up a bed for them and invite them to dinner if they came to my house.
When I had ants in my apartment, I used the "Shake and Bake" method. I would catch the ants, drop them into the ant traps, shake' em up so they got good and coated with poison, then release them to go and carry the poison home to their friends and family. But the regular ant traps didn't seem to be working on these ants, so I went to the hardware store and got heavy duty stuff. I think it's starting to work.
I can see it now. I will be on trial, suspect of some horrible crime and my character witness will be on the stand... "Jenny? Oh Jenny wouldn't hurt a fly! Ooooooh.... although there was that incident with the ants."
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